Today jokes
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There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."
What is a frog's favorite dance? The Lindy Hop.
What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !
Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !
Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down :-)
My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don't know, I never met him.
What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.
What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !
Q. What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!