Today jokes
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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.
JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santa's little Elvis.
Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph
What is the cow's holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!
What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!
How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.