Today jokes
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A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !
Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !
What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !
What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can't jump!
'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!' 'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'
'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!' 'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'
Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours, Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson.
Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes!