Today jokes
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Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to the other. 'Yes!' agreed the first. 'But, U'm going to miss her terribly.'
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.' The other one replied, 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.'
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!
What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans).
How can you help a starving cannibal? Give them a hand !
What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''
What did the cannibal say to the explorer? ''Nice to meat you''!
What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!
What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!