Today jokes
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your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!
yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.
yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell
yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs
yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic
yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!
Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends
Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.
I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?