Today jokes
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Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.
Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her..
Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok
Your Momma's so black she got counted absent at night school.