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Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

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YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.

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your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.

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your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.

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Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!

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Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace !!

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yo mama's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

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yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

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Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!

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