Today jokes
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Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo Mama's so stupid,she got locked in a "Furniture World" and slept on the floor.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.
Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING" !!!
Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way.
yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET