Today jokes
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YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch
YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y
Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo Mama's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family...!"
You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide with a dorito!
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Yo Mama so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections