Today jokes
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your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt
yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well...
Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.
yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.
ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.
UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.
YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet
yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!