Today jokes
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Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!
Yo Mama's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!
Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)
Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.