Today jokes
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Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.
Yo'moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck
yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W's.
Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!
Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo mama's so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!
Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars
Yo mama is so fat...that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure
Yo mama is so fat...that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth
Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch in her family tree!