Today jokes
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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!
Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.