Today jokes
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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!
When does a horse neigh? Whinny wants to!
Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses? In the Sir Lance Lot
Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!
Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!
Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse? The psycho-path!
Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit? An exhorsist!
Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They have to tow the line!
Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!
Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!