Today jokes
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Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."