Today jokes
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Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn't the crust, that was the pie plate.
Customer: There's something wrong with my hot dogs. Waiter: Sorry, I'm a waiter, not a veterinarian.
Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That's funny. It's from the same fish.
Customer: Waiter, I can't eat this meal. Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me. Customer: I don't have a fork.
Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.
Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It's nothing but skin and bones. Waiter: Would you like the feathers, too?
Customer: Waiter, there's a button in my salad. Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.
Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.
Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read.
Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"? Waiter: We can dream, can't we?