Today jokes
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Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.
And how did you find your steak sir? Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was
Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for years. Diner: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long.
How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb? None, a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup. Yes, ma'am, they can't stand the boiling water.
Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It's no good, sir, he's frightened of them, too.
Waiter, waiter! What's this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner? Oh, that one ? he comes here every night.
Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .
What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.
Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh, sir.