Today jokes
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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.
Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be wading
Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 - a live one?
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!
Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup. Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.
Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?
Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?
Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?