Today jokes
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Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time!
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth!
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!
How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
What is a buttress? A female goat.
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why ? Because that was the end of May!