Today jokes
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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark!
Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !
What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !
Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !
What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!
Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers!
What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!