Today jokes
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What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !
What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms!
What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles!
What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse!
Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!
What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !