Today jokes
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp? Something that stinks and stings!
How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong!
When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven!
What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court!
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!