Today jokes
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus!
How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink!
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang? A smell that keeps coming back!
What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up? A big stinker!
What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry!
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold!
Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.
Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed!