Today jokes
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First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
What is a chameleon's motto ? A change is as good as a rest !
Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? Reptiles !
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks!
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!