Today jokes
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What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.
What "bus" crossed the ocean? Columbus.
What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !
Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.
Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn't fit through the door.
How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.
What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.
What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!