Today jokes
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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !
What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !
Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !
What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The tiger lily !
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ? 'Claws.'
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger ? A stri-ped !
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.