Today jokes
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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !
"I can't believe it," said the tourist. "I've been here an entire week and it's done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?" "Well, that's hard to say," replied the local. "Last year, it was on a Wednesday."
How can you tell elephants love to travel ? They are always packing their trunk !
Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels. The only way you'll see a chocolate on the pillow now is if the last guest was eating an M&M.
What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies ?" "Well, I liked the book!"
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
What's a pet's favorite day? ...Saint Petrick's Day
What should you call a bald teddy ? Fred bear !
What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !