Today jokes
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What kind of fish will help you hear better ? A herring aid !
What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !
Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd? He called the piano tuna!
Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !
What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry Fin!
Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !
What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!
What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !
What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !