Today jokes
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Spell "pound" in two letters. Lb.
What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? Automobile.
Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T.
What insect can be spelled with just one letter? Bee.
What question must always be answered, "Yes"? "What does Y-E-S spell?"
Can you spell a composition with two letters? SA (essay).
Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? QT (cutey).
Can you spell soft and slow with two letters? EZ.
Can you spell very happy with three letters? XTC (ecstasy).
How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) .