Today jokes
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What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !
If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls ? Cornflakes !
What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !
How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !
Why didn't the dog want to play football ? It was a boxer !
Which insect didn't play well in goal ? The fumble bee !
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !
How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !
Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ? It was a cup draw !