Today jokes
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What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ? Cold Trafford !
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ? Somebody took a corner !
Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ? Paul gas coin !
What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies !
What does a footballer and a magician have in common ? Both do hat tricks !
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !
What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !
Where do footballers dance ? At a football !
What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ? He was the skipper !