Today jokes
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Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player Fan: Why's that? Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games? So that they can pack the defence!
Where do old bowling balls end up? In the gutter!
Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet? Player: I finished it in three days!
What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!
What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!
Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!
What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!
Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin!