Today jokes
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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !
What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education.
What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:
Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.
How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!
What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.
Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman.
Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.
Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head.