Today jokes
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What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ? Flatman and Ribbon !
Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit! Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen it.
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?- A wash and wear wolf
Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?- Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein
What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !
How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !