Today jokes
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Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around !doc
Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !
Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then ? Well, I saw this light at the window...!
Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories !
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair !
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change !
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !
Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? A: In case they have to draw blood.
What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc.
What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday? Saturday Night Fever.