Today jokes
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What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.
How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.
Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.