Today jokes
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Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of the way, your in my light!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog! Sit!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your point! Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad? Well, I ouldn't start watching any new soap operas!
Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!
Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!
Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.
Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot? Not really - I spill most of it!