Today jokes
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When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew).
Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box.
What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.
Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing? MT (empty) .
What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean.
What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.
What letter stands for the ocean? The letter C.
What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office.