Today jokes
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a butterfly Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!
Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling up! Just simmer down!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!
Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have you felt like this? Ever since I was a puppy!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo. Are you stringing me along!
Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!
Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!