Today jokes
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Costa ! Costa who ? Costa lot !
Knock Knock Who's there ? Cotton ! Cotton who ? Cotton a trap !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ? Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one !
Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Craig ! Craig who ? Craig in the wall !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Crete ! Crete who ? Crete to see you again !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who? Crewcut and I'm the only one left !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ? Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ? Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Crock and Dial ! Crock and Dial who ? Crock and Dial Dundee !