Today jokes
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Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new "Stealth Condom?" A: "They'll never see you coming."
Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? A: Toys for Twats.
Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? A: S&M&M.
Q: Define Transvestite: A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job? A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats.
Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They're both filled with stiffs, one's coming, one's going.
Q: What are 3 two letter words that say small? A: Is it in.
Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica? A: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.
Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? A: Both can smell it but can't eat it.