Today jokes
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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."
Knock Knock Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ? Abel to see you, ha, ha!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia when I get back !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ? Acidently on purpose !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ? Acis spades !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ? Actor you, my dear Alphonse !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ada ! Ada who ? Ada'mond is forever !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Adair ! Adair who ? Adair once but I'm bald now !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ? Adam up and tell me the total !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Adder ! Adder who ? Adder you get in here ?