Today jokes
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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.
What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.
What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.
Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.
What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? "Are you my mother?"
If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong.
What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ? A lid !