Today jokes
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?
Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? A: The man.
Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius.
Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.
Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common? A: They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.