Today jokes
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Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come.
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky.
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.
Q: What is 61 to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more.
Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.
Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants.
Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!