Today jokes
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What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !
Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!
Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!
Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!
Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming.
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute.