Today jokes
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Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!
Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.
Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards.
Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance.