Today jokes
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A group of hunters fully equipped with rifles, ammo and camping supplies, came upon a young boy armed only with a slingshot. "What are you hunting for?" asked an older hunter. "I don't know. I ain't seen it yet," said the boy.
A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise."You're extinct," he said. The dinosaur was hard of hearing."What was that you said?" The hunter shouted at the top of his voice."You are extinct." The dinosaur looked a little nonplused. "So would you if you'd been dead for six milion years."
What is the best way to hunt bear ? With your clothes off.
Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large goose fly by. He raised his rifle to shoot. 'Don't waste your time,' Pat hollered. 'The rifle is not loaded.' 'I can't wait,' Mike shouted back. 'The bird will be gone if I take the time to load!'
Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip. At nightfall, Dick complained, 'We've been hunting all day. We've shot at five deer - and not hit one!' 'OK. Let's miss two more and then head back to camp,' said Bob.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? "Quack! Quack! Quack!"
Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come? The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.
What is the best way to hunt bear? With your clothes off
What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog? A golden receiver!
What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.