Today jokes
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I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist? That's right, Sir. So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend? That was my dentist.
At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30).
What did the dentist say to the golfer? "You have a hole in one. "
Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth.
Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they are so filling.
What is a drill team? A group of dentists who work together.
Why do people dislike going to the dentist? Because he is boring.
What is a dentist's office? A filling station.
What do you call the Scottish dentist ? Phil McCavity !
What do you call a dentist in the army ? A drill sergeant !