Today jokes
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Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? "Genius has its limits."
What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care!
Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong? Because the rest are weekdays.
Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey
Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.
Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because he held up a pair of pants!
Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world? A. Pennsylvania
Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up
Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!
What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.