Today jokes
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They're perfectly matched. He's blinded by love and her looks are out of sight !
What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.
Who does a ghoul fall in love with? His ghoul friend.
Where do mermaids go to see movies? ...The dive-in
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric." The husband replied, "How about a chair?!?"
Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love? A: They got married in the spring.
Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
What is an archaeologist ? Someone who's career is in ruins !