Today jokes
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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
What gives a gorilla good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school!
What happened when the Ape won the door prize? He didn't take it - he already had a door!
What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla? Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen!
What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes? A banana split!
What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!
What political party entices most Gorillas? The Treepublican Party!
What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!